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A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.
Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil
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Detective on Brooklyn 99. A badass, not an anarchist. Mysterious. Rides a motorcycle. Bi Queen.
Is that Rosa Diaz? I heard she could rip a man’s throat out with her bare hands...
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Character from SVTFOE. Is mostly shipped with Star Butterfly or Tom the demon. Recently kiss Jackie Lynn Thomas who most of the fandom despises because she does not deserve Marcos love and after everything star has done for Marco he still never notices that Star is the perfect girl for him. He is a brunette 14 year old boy who has a cute little mole under his eye. He has a green belt with a stripe in Karate. He met star after she started living with him when she came to earth by King and queen Butterfly in the kingdom of mewni. Everyone know Marco secretly has a thing for star and Star secretly has a thing for Marco but they belive its what's being "bestfriends" why can't Starco just happen already.
- did you hear the the guy in SVTFOE named Marco Diaz kissed Jackie Lynn Thomas?
- Marco is the brunette with the mole under his eye right?
-ya, everyone know Star and Marco likes each other but they don't know how to show it.
-that's sad, Starco was a good ship.
UFC mixed martial arts fighter most commonly known for his ability to take any punch what so ever and keep marching forward, also responsible for arguably the best fight in UFC history between him and Connor McGregor.
Who is that guy covered in blood, taking punches and still stands tall?
That's Nate Diaz
The most amazing girl that you will have the chance to meet. She’s one of those girls that you will get to know and then instsntly fall in love with, even though that can easily happen just from looking at her. But through getting to know her you will fall in a deep love, like a spell is controlling you. You will learn that she is a deep, compassionate, and intelligent young woman who can do whatever she wants or needs to, even if difficult times. Emotionally and physically, Cynthia Diaz is unparalleled. Whether it’s her stunning golden eyes, her loucious lips, the cute beauty mark on her left cheek, her humongous heart filled with endless love, or her intellect and determination , Cynthia Diaz is a special girl, and deserves no less than perfection. Once you fall in love with Cynthia Diaz, she becomes your home, and you never want to leave. To know Cynthia, you are fortunate. To be friends with Cynthia you are blessed. To be in love with Cynthia, you are the luckiest guy in the world.
I can’t imagine my life without Cynthia Diaz.
The name Miguel Angel Diaz is on a no fly list across the USA. Wider term applies to any dodgy looking Latinos, the type that collect from sauce sachets from cafes, would deep fry oil and have at least one relative that will steal cutlery right off a restaurant table (via a direct sweep into her fake Prada bag)
Miguel: Hey why dont you come salsa with me tonight?
Amber: Oh dude depends where
Miguel: We can go to some cheapo colombian place
Amber: Nah forget it dude will be full of No Fly Diaz