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When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself
Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
the feeling of satisfaction and contentment that comes from having sex the night before
"Pam, you seem extra chipper this morning!" "Oh that'd be the dick me up Cheryl, I got laid last night!"
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A quick way to notifiy your friends of an attractive male/female that one would shag.
Tara:dick me quick!!
Lauren:where?
Tara:over there!
Lauren:Oh my god...
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When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar
Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.
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"daddy will u dick me down tonite lol"
"FORSHO SHWATY"
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when you're ridiculously intoxicated and very horny. you must scream and sing this in different tunes. let the whole party now about your sex drive so you can get some mother fucking dick.
oh my god someone please dick me down!!!!!
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Some chick named Missy, you call her Millie who left you hanging multiple times
Yooo that bitch millie dicked me out today 😒😆