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Dickweed

Someone who is way to egotistical and cant take defeat because they're never wrong and wont take blame for shit , one who acts entirely overly macho and is a pain in everyone's ass with harsh comments ect

Why is he such a big egotistical dickweed

by theCARS7879 December 22, 2014

17πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Dickweed

Male genital pubic hair, as used insultingly.

Hey David, stop being such a dickweed!

by DragonnHAIL! n February 16, 2016

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dickweed

Like a dickwad, only thinner.

Look at that lanky streak of piss. What a dickweed.

by PearlFly March 14, 2013

39πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!

by Garym79 February 3, 2007

207πŸ‘ 666πŸ‘Ž


Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.

Max is a dickweed

by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dickweed

The best kind of weed out there

β€œWhat kinda weed is dis?”
β€œDickweed”

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)

"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."

by MikeNessMonster April 30, 2007

58πŸ‘ 240πŸ‘Ž