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A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!
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The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.
They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he boosted
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