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Where they give you the Disneyland Inch.
I went to Disneyland and came back poor and walking funny.
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It's also Los Angeles slang for going to jail.
I got caught in a stolen car, got a ticket to Disneyland.
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Ali Gs name for New Zealand
Disneyland and Bangladesh are seperated by de Channel Tunnel
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A place where privileged white Disney adult mothers and lottery winning black mothers take there make a wish kids to see a Drug addict in a mouse costume who was most likely released on bail for pedophilia. kids running around like zoo animals and the stench from the shit food is unbearable actors cant break character because the already unrealistic looking characters dont want to look more unrealistic the characters stink of BO because they stand around like cabbages another regular occurrence at “disney land” is children passing away usually 1 and hopefully 2 every week
Cause of death=stupidity
Then the parents try and sue
Nigger Child=Hey mom can we go to disneyland
Nigger mom=sorr boo we ain goe nuff moni momma spen it all on dru s ask yo fotha
Nigger kid=Whats a father?
Privileged White Kid=HEY MOM FORTNITE FORTNITE DISNEYLAND CAN WE GO!
Privileged Mom=of course sweetie we cant go now though because mommy has work
Privileged White Kid=FUCK YOU MOM YOU FAT CUNT GIVE ME VBUCKS NOW!
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Disneyland is slang for bj aka blow job not to be confused with Disney World witch is a hand job.
Ben: Dude Becky and I went to Disneyland in the bathroom earlier.
Ron: Ben you’re a hoe
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a place in the usa that everykid dreams off
i went to disneyland
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the place where:
1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.
2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.
3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.
4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
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