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The act of putting a hot dog in your mouth, then pushing it into your partners vagina. Then when it is being pushed out eat it
Yo, yesterday me and this girl did the glizzy dispenser
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the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)
john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day
bob:ya so?
john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!
john:they dispense douches! what faggots!
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She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.
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A slang term for a woman's vagina. Made popular by the Anal only lifestyle group.
Marissa loves it when I go straight to anal sex without touching her pussy first. She gets so horny that her pussy becomes a literal Lube Dispenser that keeps her asshole nice and wet.
The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”
If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?
An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.
I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!
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When a man jerks off another man onto his genitals to use as soap after anal sex.
After tapping the sewage line Sam used Escobar as a Soap Dispenser to clean himself off before getting head.
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