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Distracted

Used to describe someone who is dealing with a lot of emotional turmoil and cannot focus on the correct path enough to follow it.

She cannot call me to tell me she misses me because she is distracted with problems in the real world.

by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015

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Distraction!

A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.

hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.

Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*

by Paddy O'Mally May 8, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


distractic

a tactic designed to destract someone: a diversion tactic.

Joni and Dudley were playing scrabble. Joni was using her sub-table foot fondling of Dudley's genitalia as a distractic.
It worked, Dudley couldnt think of any good words, and Joni won the game.

by drzygote January 18, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Distraction

A self-created problem where another subject, object or person has brought your attention off of the activity, subject, object or person you were originally fixated on. This is usually caused by a lack of interest in the initial subject, or just plain weakness.

Guy 1 "You are a distraction."
Guy 2 " No, you just have a horrible attention span. Maybe you should work on ignoring your surroundings more."

by Glumpher October 20, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation

Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen

by radioturtle November 1, 2017

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distracted

DISTRACT

you have been distracted

by fkhgfgjjcgjtvdccfyvgvgc August 19, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Distraction

Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom

Man, this homework is killing me, I need a distraction

by Luckyboy14 March 8, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž