dito

someone who is dumb but said in a nice way

you're such a dito

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Dito

An obscene force (in Shih Tzu form) which upon looking directly at will cause permanent head trauma, and quite possibly death and has powers beyond human comprehension.

I'm here in this crazy asylum because I once looked at Dito.

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dito

Normally the best friend of a guy that may like you or of a guy who wants to know everything that you do. Ditos have eyes on the back of their HEADS so WATCH OUT!! They tell the guy EVERYTHING that you do and then some.

Edgar: OMG Stan did you know that Kaitlyn smoked?
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!

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dito

Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.

"I gave her the biggest dito when she wasn't looking."

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dito

The oldest form of 'dajto' that preceeds even 'dto'. An ap.

dito däckade under bordet på nyårsafton.

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dito bottom

Whenever you have a hand full of Doritos and throw them down someone’s pants and spank them to crush the chips.

Person 1: “Dude what’s wrong with you?”
Person 2: “I just got Dito Bottomed!”

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idem dito

Latin for "same as previous".

John: "I like cheese."
Mary: "Idem dito."

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