doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

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Do Bits Society

When it’s too early for sex so you just end up doin’ bits.

“Did Eyal join the Do Bits Society?”
“The man is CEO and Chairman. He’s doing bitttttts with Megan.”

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Doing It For the Bit

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.

Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"

DBS ( Do Bits Society)

Popularised by Wes from Love Island. This is a club you would join much like the 'Mile High Club' when you are promiscuous in bed. Also known as 2nd Base

Trevor: Fam, you in da DBS ( Do Bits Society)

Dave: Yeah Brah, I got my fingers in the pie

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we do a little bit of trolling...

trolling time

we do a little bit of trolling...

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Do her bit

make a useful contribution to an effort or cause.

"she was keen to do her bit to help others"

Do you like a bit of cormar?

Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt?

Cormar Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt? Do you like a bit of cormar?