dodged that bullet

To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.

"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."

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dodging a bullet

Highschool/College slang meaning you didn't do an assignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.

person one: Damn, I'm lucky, I didn't do that assignment and it was due today, however school was closed. I don't know why it was closed, but I dodged a bullet!

person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-

Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.

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dodging the brown bullet

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

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put your head down like you're dodging bullets

"Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"

1). Giving oral sex in the car

2). Felacio

3). Giving chrome dome

Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.

Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.

That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets

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