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"Don Juan" is a satiric poem, written by British poet Lord Byron (1788-1824). He wrote the poem between 1818-1819 and dedicated it to Robert Southey (who was Poet Laureate). The legend surrounding the character of Don Juan extends beyond Byron's poem.
"Don Juan" is truly one of Bryon's greatest poetic achievements. Sadly, the rustics that I taught could not even pronounce the title correctly, let alone grasp its meaning.
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The extreme opposite of a "don't want".
Tina: How that don't want became a Don Juan.
Rose: I think he drank something called Funky Cold Medina.
Every Mexican family's machista tio, that reeks beer and tries to spit game at his own family members although he's married with kids. Disgusting old man
Wakala Don Juan is looking at us
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an imperial unit of macage named after the infamous don juan during the spanish colonization of mexico, or just the movie.
don juans are just based on a scale of 1 to don juan (being 100) on how much of an ego you had to put up to seem worthy of what ever girl or girls you are after.
the conversion rate for don juans to neils is about 69 to 13
" that girl made me get up at least 75 Don Juans before she gave me her number"
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A minimum wage convenience store clerk who is always hitting on female customers. They’re constant flirting and lack of boundaries borders on harassment and stalking.
Some Wawa Don Juan took my wife she has a hot ass so now I’m gonna go buy a gallon of milk and bust his head open.
A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.
Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.
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The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.
That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.
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