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a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?
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When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.
I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!
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When someone a dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don't have to wait for you - the result being that it would have been more convenient to just open the door yourself.
Whenever I go into the parking garage after work someone ahead of me holds the door open and I have to do the doorman dash.
terrible robot main character emo girl from hit series Murder Drones biting a robot made from metal
Serial Designation N: "Uzi! We don't have anytime to do this!"
Uzi Doorman: "Bite me!"
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a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.
"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"
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The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?
Is it Christmas time already?
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quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:
Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.
Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.
Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.
Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.