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Someone who has to stand on a floor mat at work and asks everyone what time they get off work.
Doris asked me today what time I get off work. After I told her, she said "I get off before you do! ! "
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Word used to describe a female with faffing tendancies.
Popular in the West Country as the reference to female friend, girlfriend or wife who has mastered the art of faffing around...
Ted: ''Alright Bob, How's you? Nice day for it...''
Bob: ''Very well thanks Ted''
Ted: ''Where's the lady friend?''
Bob: ''Oh, she's in doors faffing about and being a right Doris''
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''Come on Doris leave that, we're going to be late!''
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''Calm down Doris, you look beautiful''
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General slang term for a women. Can can be used with a qualifier such as "old doris". Not derogatory.
my doris, that old doris, some doris in at the door
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Doris is a confused turkey/bird/ostrich that can’t decide which one it wants to be. On the other hand, they are very good listeners but can’t ever focus on one thing for too long. If you’re dating a Doris, it has to be some kind of miracle that they either got over their social anxiety to ask you out, or they didn’t freeze up saying yes.
We still have 20 minutes until lunch, how did Doris manage to get by the teacher without her noticing?
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a) a hip mamacita who hates people that "tYpe lYke DiSh" because they are complete morons that should be pushed into a pit of fire
b) sexy and intelligent
My dream is to be a Doris so I can get all the men!
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Doris : older generation female who frequents such stores as screwfix to buy a oven bulb or 10ltrs of paint while under lockdown and social distancing from the corona virus pandemic.
Go home doris you dont need to be outside your home, paint and a oven bulb is not an essential purchase in these dire times.
Look Doris i dont care if your going to be bored while in self isolation you cant have any paint and you definatly dont need decking oil.
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