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When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.
Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"
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When a guy has sex with a chick who looks like a female version of them self.
Dude, that chick was totally your cunt double, really freaked me out to be honest!
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An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
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When you stuff your cock so hard into a sloot that you bust nut too quick. But you were going to eat her asshole out (like a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH), so you have to commit to tongue-punching her sphincter although you've already tainted her hole. You land up double-dipping bodily fluids inside her hole - being your saliva and cum.
Chris please don't stop licking out my snowy jizz-filled asshole, you naughty little double-dipping cunt-wad.
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when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face
i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.
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A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing
Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself
When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.
Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.