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The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.
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When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.
I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.
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When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.
Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"
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When your Bestfriend dates your crush and she/he knows god damn well you Like that person
This double crossing no life bitch took my man from me ;-;
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When your best friend fucks your girlfriend/wife, but you're ok with that and stay friends with both of them
-Did you know that Jack fucked Adam's girlfriend? Best part is, Adam still hang out with them.
-A classic canadian double-cross... What a cuck!
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The Serbian Jew Double Cross is when you have a friend who happens to be a Serbian jew, from the mid 1930's, who just escaped from Auschwitz summer camp, then he comes back and poops on your car. The double cross occurs when your friend poops on your car.
Friend 1: "So Jose pulled a Serbian Jew Double Cross last night, that Jew"
Friend 2: "God Damn Jews."
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When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.
The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.
The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.
It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.
Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.