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A declaration sent to friends via email, text or said in person when someone...
1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.
2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.
3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.
4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.
6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.
9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
He chooses going on a date with a girl than hang out with his friends on his friend's birthday??!! I declare DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!
Verb: used to discribe the actions of a person or group who's behavoir is that of an tool, ass, or douchebag
French origin from word douche meaning to wash
She was so upset by his acts of douchebaggery that she promptly hit him in the groin
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The involvement of a douche bag into any conversation or situation.
Can you believe that czech thinks he can get away with being an asshole?
That is some primetime douchebaggery!
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To engage in douchebag behavior
Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!
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to carry out n such a manner that is generally offensive, lude, rude, and/or of a prick
a man wakes up to the noise of his crying infant, waits to see if it will stop. finally awakens to walk right past the infants room to go smoke a ciggarette fist, then tend to infants needs.....his actions are classic douchebaggery
1)The philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as Adolf Hitler.
2)The act of putting this philosophy into practice.
1)Some notable (historical and otherwise) adherents of douchebaggery: Josef Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Andrew Jackson, George Lincoln Rockwell, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan
2)Examples of douchebaggery in practice, varying in scope and intensity (in the order of the above adherents): fascism; violent political oppression; winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading Iraq based on admitted lies; the Holocaust; the genocide of the Native Americans; the founding of the American Nazi Party; more violent political oppression; declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it; declaring a War on Drugs based largely on the delusion that "every one of those goddamn bastards out to legalize marijuana is a Jew" (direct quote from President Richard Nixon); treating the Constitution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome.
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