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A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.
My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!
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an evil dictator bent on ruling the world
dr phil has a mustache just like adolph hitler and joseph stalin did
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adj. to get all sensitive,all knowing, and preachy on someone you dont know
Dan totally Dr. Phil'd Cindy about her kids and she doesnt even have any! -
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verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'
'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'
'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'
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The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
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Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.
Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.
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