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fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school
Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care
Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash
Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage
Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo
Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"
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A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.
Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!
a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least
urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time
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When someone dress nice, they alway dress good r most times they be dressin good, alway matchin alway look clean
Dayum that nigga got a dress code
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A totalitarian system method of civil control which punish all methods of self expression and individualism which do not conform to the states or campus's commands. Subjects who are punished who break this policy are removed from the group and have micro chips installed in to their brain to commands them.
Did you hear how bad the Anova Dress Code is?
Why did he get beaten? He broke the Anova Dress Code.
One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.
I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.