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When you fall over when trying to brush your teeth.
Haha he/she fell over, they are drunk.
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To be all shit-faced; noticeably inhibited physically, and mentally. Usually when one is drunk, he does dumb shit such as adding the definition of "drunk" to Urban Dictionary, which takes more than a half an hour to write legibly on his phone, while on the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge, beer in hand.
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Dude 1: Yo man i'm gonna go tap that fugly whore over there.
Dude 2: You're drunk.
2.) I'm so drunk that it is taking me an hour to write this.
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when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.
Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
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Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
Caused or influenced by intoxication.
That nigga is actin wack, yo he done had one to many king cobra 40's yeah that niggas drunk.
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When a person has consumed too much alcohol and has no control over there body or actions.
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
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an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.
MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?
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a state of NIRVANA caused by alcohol.
I'm so drunk I can't lie down with out holding on and i'm loving every minute of it.
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