sorry dude but what the fuck

Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.

Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?

alright dude, what the flip

a phrase from the popular meme, where 2 guys are in an elevator and the one recording says 'i'm gonna touch you' and the other says 'alright dude, what the flip'

"just you and me now... i'm gonna touch you"
"alright dude, what the flip"

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)