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slumbertard dumpster baby

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.

that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube

by karmamacabre September 8, 2010

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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.

In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''

A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.

Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.

Prom Night Dumpster Baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.

by smarticvs April 6, 2009

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Prom Date Dumpster Baby

Any fan or player of the Columbus Crew.

"He's a Crew fan?"

"Yes."
"Oh that means he is a prom date dumpster baby."

by deadonred September 16, 2009

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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (With the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) - usually refers to all babies from Teenagers who got pregnant on prom night that were abandoned.

"I'm just a prom night dumpster baaaaaaby, got no mom or dad. Prom night dumpster baby - my story isn't long before it is sad."

by UpperGreens September 3, 2007

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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby, dropped into a trach can or (the more favored) Dumpster, on an un-wed teenage mothers Prom night.

"Hold on a minute Eric. I gotta throw out my prom night dumpster baby"

"Okay."

by EvilBananaRama October 5, 2009

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Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

someone popping out a baby at the prom from doing You-Know-What at that exact Prom

mang I was throwing up at the prom behind the dumpster when this chick totally had a Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

by foolishness October 7, 2022


Baby dumpster diver

A career which entitles the action of diving into dumpsters looking for babies.

According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.

by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014