EDP

short for Emotionally Disturbed Policeman. A civillian term given to a cop that is a real asshole or just plain crazy.

Policeman: Lisence and registration?

Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...

Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!

Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!

Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!

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EDP

Acronym for Energy Drink Pong. A game played exactly like Beer Pong, but with energy drinks. Monster is usually used, but others such as Nos and Amp maybe used. CAUTION! may cause great amounts of stomach pain and vomiting

Matt: What to you guys wanna do tonight?
Kim: Let's play some EDP!!!

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Edp

A person who would do anything for a cupcake.

Edp travelled for a long time just to go pick up a cupcake.

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Edp

Eat that pussy

Hey Cameron, edp?

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EDPS

Extremely Depressing & Pointless Studies

kindergarden level stuff at university

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EDP's

Extreme Doggy Paddlers. A kid, usually very little, who enters a pool in any way and does a rapid thrashing foward stroke, like a dog, in an attempt to reach saftey. A kid who does the doggy paddle very flulently and makes no attempt to do a more efficent stroke to reach saftey, dispite distance; usually because they cant swim. Aslo, they are very stupid beacuse they still enter the water when they cant swim besides their doggy paddle.

Kid 1: Damn son look at all those EDP's, they look like dogs taking it up the ass
Kid 2: Thats my brother man... its his only stoke bedises drowning

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EDP's cupcake

Alias used by popular rapper Kanye East in the hit song "Fortnite Balls", revealing that he is in fact EDP's sexual partner.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.

"I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls

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