ERP

Eat Raw Pussy

That man said that he ERP’s when he with his girlfriend.

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ERP

E.R.P: Electronic Raisin Poliosis, is sadly a highly contagious pathogen that is spread through ASMR and booping someone's nose. Once infected, the victim will experience what we call "The TikTok withdrawls" where if they don't watch enough cringey TikTok, they will suddenly buy a mansion and start to become a sub infected individual "A JoJo Siwa" which is fatal. But, that's another story, if they DO watch enough TikTok they will then start to speak Japanese a certain way, called the "Weeabo" dialect, which is impossible to translate. After 2 or 3 days the "Weeabo" speaking infected person will then make their OWN TikToks and will eventually get a VR and hang out on VRChat SO much they end up being what we call "Obsessed with the game and will not play minecraft anymore" type of infected. THEN after THAT they will start to be Raisin towards people, which means that they'll steal everyone's raisinbread, which is the infected's kryptonite. However, if they fail to eat the stolen raisinbread in time, then they will then use a Wolf Avatar, get body tracking and finally reach the final stage...an "E-Boy". Now, while it IS the final stage, DO NOT PANIC! You can still call your local Jeff Goldbloom to cure the infected victim, however, if they do an OnlyFans account....there is no hope for them, F in chat.

"Hello my fellow kids" "My finger is feeling weird" "AAGHHG Thank you for the raid" "Have you heard of Raid Shadow legends?" "ERP"

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ERP

Edward Really Pissed

such occures everytime bella is not in view on the screen during any of the twilight movies.

*bella gets kidnapped*

edward:(using angry voice)ERP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jacob:Oh, s**t...

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ERP

Acronym of Extra Recticular Probing, meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.

I'd love to give her/him some ERP!

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ERP

The envy of all Singaporeans with a car. It is a toll booth but automatic, many Singaporeans hate it.

Person 1: I want to own a Ferrari
Person 2: Don't forget about the COE,ERP and etc.
Person 1: Wahlao eh!

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ERP

Economic Resource Planning.

"ERP is the way of the future!"

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erp

erp is an abbreviation for erotic roleplay, which is a type of roleplay done on discord and other forms of social media that is oftentimes sexual.

girlfriend: baby I'm horny
boyfriend: wanna erp?

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