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Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.
"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
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An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
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damn bruh that dude was almost as hot as the easter bunny
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This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.
Just like the easter bunny, you gotta hide the eggs!
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the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.
We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!
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Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.
He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.
A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens
"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"
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