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Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.
Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."
Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"
Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
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A person that resembles "Gay" but denies it. Only God knows.
Ebenezer: ps IM NOT GAY. fuck whoever pmed aaron saying im gay just fuck yourself
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A close friend, a homie. Originates from an extension of nizza, which orginates from nigga. For more formal settings where nizza or nigga is inappropriate. No race restrictions. Also spelled: ebeneza.
How is my favorite ebenezer doing?
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Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
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when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.
"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."
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An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.
Especially popular around the winter holidays.
I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.
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The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner
Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer