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:Are you sure she puts out?
:She drives an eclipse its a sure thing!
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Mitsubishi Eclipse
A girl's car, guys drive the Evo.
Girl: Hey you like my eclipse?
Me: Oh yeah sexy, fits you perfectly :)
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-A car that Mitsubishi designed to ruin the racing industry. Unless it does not have 3 letters after the word Eclipse, it is a waste of plastic!
-Usually the car in the parking lot with the unpainted body kit and wing that taps street lights as it goes by.
"Hey Mike I just hooked my car up with the new SLP intake..."
"Really, I just got put an Eclipse sticker on my windsheild just in case someone cant guess what it is!"
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When a girls boobs are so big, they leave a shadow on her stomach.
Guy: Her boobs are huge! Whats her bra size?
Me: It's an Eclipse! Probably a D.
Guy: :D
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Quite amazing.
The third installment of Stephenie Meyers Vampire saga.
It picks up from the disappointment that was New Moon and continues with the love story bewteen Edward (vampire) and Bella (human).
This installment explores:
1. Bella's affection of Jacob Black.
2. How Bella and Edward will be physically intimate.
3. Bella's determination to become a vampire and a pack she makes with Edward in order for them to remain together forever.
Example #1: New Moon was fucking boring, but thank God i stuck it out in order to get to Eclipse which is truly amazing.
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A car that trashy young women love to drive. Usually accented with a bumper sticker that says either 'I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch' or 'Princess'... either one accented with glitter, of course.
"I drive an Eclipse, and I've had the clap twice"
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