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The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.
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A huge bluntwrap made of 5 different types of marijuana. Typically made of Grandaddy Purple, Orange California Sunshine, White Widow, Grape Ape, and Green Pimp.
The motherfuckers smoked the WHOLE eggroll.
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Its a undercover word for negroes..... Used in front of black people without them noticing!
I'm tired of running into these worthless eggrolls.
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To post a misleading link that promises some interesting or useful content, but actually leads to "the egg song" a japanese influenced flash cartoon. A variant on the rickroll
Instead of locating the super-secret Tron 2 trailer, featuring Lindsey Lohan's left breast as Bit, Jeff was once again eggrolled. Damn.
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an annoying rash on the bottoms of your genitailia aka joshua ruth
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