Elan

A very nasty person. Elan likes kids and animals and not in a platonic way. He is the size of saturn (Planet)

Elan had sex with my dog and my daughter. They're both nine!

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Elan

Extremely intelligent and beautiful young lady with a pronounced wildside, though this is set coterminus with a tremendous respect for those who follow the rules of rationality. A thinker and an doer.

Elan may break the rules, but she knows how not to get caught. Not that she cares anyway.

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Elan

a person with a gigantic penis

stephanie couldnt walk correctly for a week after sleeping with an Elan

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Elan

The best boyfriend a girl could ask for, elan is just perfect. He’s cute and funny and everything a girl wants. I love you so much I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you b ❤️

Wow, you really have an elan there don’t you?? X

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Elan

Elan is a mexican taco vendor, he makes the best taco's you'll ever taste, in 2001 elan was beaten up by five chinese midgets at a bar in florida, elan also never misse's a chance to fiesta, elan is 5 ft 2 and smells of burnt taco cheese.

Elan: get your tacos here

Sexy Guy named josh: okay i'll take one:

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Elan

The best boyfriend a girl could ask for. The person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your solemate and he’s perfect, funny and cute he will never leave you, he promises ❤️Xx

Wow he really is an elan x

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Elan

Elan is a mild-mannered boy of about 15 years of age. He has long, awe-inspiring brown hair and a pronounced nose. He rocks my world.

Did you hear about Elan's awesome party next week?

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