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Elden Ring

A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.

For those who are maidenless

Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...

Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much

by Elden Rat of Masochism May 4, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elden Ring

A video game created by the company "FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.

A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.

11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess

DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo

SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF

the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*

by 1337n00bh4xx0rfr0ms0ftsuxxxxxx April 2, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elden Ring

Bad game

Elden ring is bad game

by Theguy you know from school May 26, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elden ring

The greatest use of your time

Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I havenโ€™t seen him all week

by DrYamKnight April 21, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


elden ring

A game being developed by From Software that doesn't exist and will never come out.

OHHHHH ELDEN RING OHHHHH ;((((((((((((

by TroyAndLarryFilledMyBootyHole September 24, 2020

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elden ring

A cougar's b-hole

I was so deep in your mom's Elden Ring last night.

by Coobbrraaffaaccee February 24, 2023

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hop on Elden Ring

A term used by dark souls players to signal that they will be jerking off to gay porn.

"Hey Jimothy, I'm gonna hop on Elden Ring later, will you?"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022