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ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”
Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate
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did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro
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Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.
“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
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When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone
- Butt crack is just too long
Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!
David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis
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The act of adding extra letters to words, typically to the end of the word. This is typically done by females to sound more bubbly, friendly, and cute. Typically only with close female friends or as a way to sound flirty with guys that we have a crush on.
Guy: “Hey, do you want to grab dinner later?”
Girl: “Yassssss ;)”
Word elongation