Emons

Emo plus demons. Basically a shorter way of saying emo and demons.

"Hey! That girl probably has Emons!" He said in a laughable manner.

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Emonic

A cross between emo and demonic, for they are actually one in the same. That's deep maan. Real deep.

Emo guy: "Oh man. Oh man. My girlbuddi just broke up with me. I think I need to lay in my closet for a while, listen to Muse, and slit my wrists to let my emotions out."

Normal guy: "Oh man. Oh man. You are so emonic...."

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emonic

used to describe something that is/kinda is "emo".

Joe is SO emonic.

This song is kinda emonic.

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Emon

1. The world's most annoying thing on earth.
2. Someone who can't get over his girlfriend.
3. A guy who can't shut up and stop crying about his girlfriend after breaking up for a year.

You're still crying? Stop being Emon!

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emon

a used car that soon enough turns out to be a money pit.
a second hand vehicle that does not live up to your expectations, or that of consumer regulations.
a car that turns out to be a pos, always breaking down and costing much more money that its actual worth.
a dodgy car, bought from a car yard or Craig's List or Gumtree that is unreliable and continually being repaired.
-a rip off, scam dealing
caveat emptor: buyer beware

Decaprio: "Get the Prius ready to drive me to the Oscars in 20 mins."
Houseboy: "Ahh, Leo that pos you bought from Craig's List is nothing but a lemon, I took it to the mechanic's again yesterday, so you'll have to take a taxi."

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emonic

A new language / dialect born exclusively out of use of instant messaging protocols such as AIM or Yahoo instant messenger -- when the initial letters of words in a popular phrase are brought together to abbreviate said phrase. The word stems from the word ebonics -- an African American dialect made popular in urban ghettos.

Examples of emonic phrases:
1) LOL : laughing out loud
2) LMAO: laughing my a** off
3) OMG: oh my God
4) etc.

The quickest way to tell her how funny she was was to use the emonic LMAO. She got the point.

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Emonic

When electronics are not working properly or doing the complete opposite of what they are intended to do as if seemingly possessed by evil beings...

1 - "Damn Kyle, my cell phone deleted all my contacts again."
"That sucks Dave, friggin' thing must be emonic"

2 - "Honey!!!, the microwaves not working again"
"I know, damned things emonic, lets just get a new one."

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