Host Ended Game

The most common and annoying way for a game to end in the Call of Duty 4. An unfortunate result of laziness and negligence on the part of the game developers.

1. The next map was Broadcast, and I saw that 4 people had voted to skip. I knew that if one of those voters turned out to be the host, he would quit and end the game for everyone, like a little bitch. Sure enough, the game started and then it said "It's a Draw- Host Ended Game"

2. When John saw the countdown timer at the beginning of the game start at 11, he knew he was the host. So, as soon as his team was ahead, he quit so the game would end and he'd have a win on his record. John also does this as soon as he starts losing a game. John is an asshole.

3. (Inifinty Ward development team meeting)
dev1- Hey guys, how can we make sure that everyone has a shitty and frustrating experience whenever they sit down to play? The game is great, but we need to screw the customer somehow.

dev2- I have an idea! Let's make it so that one player is the "host", and if he decides to quit, then the game is over!

dev1- That is a fantastic idea! Way to think outside the box! You're getting a raise.

dev2- Thank you sir. It's nice that we are all uncreative lazy-asses who can't implement a simple workaround for this issue!

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Avengers End Game

A movie where the main villain Thanos, gets his head chopped off in the first five minutes and the rest of the movie is credits. lol lol. They also do the default dance. But the movie is sick, jk these are not the spoilers don't kill me plz :)

Hey, have you seen Avengers End Game? I haven't yet.
Ya, I saw it did you no that in the movie, Thano-
NOOO SPOILERS!!!

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End Game Islams

Usually a clan of fully geard ak or m2 kids running around killing nakeds and raiding 2x2s.

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Avengers End Game

It is the worst movie ever made.

John: That movie was Avengers End Game.
Paul: Oh, so it sucked?
John: Yeah...

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Avengers End Game

A shitty over-hyped movie with no real merit. Based on a story about how purple man get rock and snap half universe and how good guy want to kill him because he do the big bad. Typically watched by retards.

A: iron man die
B: WHAT HOW DARE YOU SPOIL AVENGERS END GAME (TM) I HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIES WJHJHQWJHRKHLJRQKL

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Chronic End-Gaming Disorder

When you are playing the game and you die miserably or you just finish the ending, you just don't want to play it the next day. This disorder can last to about a day or even a month.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.

Final Fantasies. You play it, you finish it, you move on with your life. Or, you die without saving, and you are so pissed off that you say, "screw this" and you don't touch it for a while.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.

Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.

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Game End

A super badass word used only by the legendarys. Made popular by the Oscar winning Fortnite short film. (Which was reviewed on the Pyrocynical YouTube channel on the video “Fortnite Short Film Cringe”) It’s a substitute for the word Kill, Dead, Death, ETC used so that the video shall stay family friendly

“Well I don’t need you. I’ll game end him myself

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