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Enterprise

A large, successful company.
Not related to Star Trek.


I mean it.

Microsoft is the world's biggest, most ebil enterprise!

by KnightDelta May 19, 2004

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The Enterprise

A sexual position based on the shape of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek. It is performed as follows: The girl lies on her stomach on a table with her waist at the edge of the table. She bends her knees at a 90 degree angle so that her legs are perpendicular to the table and her feet are parallel to the table, resembling the warp nacelles of the actual Starship Enterprise. Her hands should be holding onto her legs and her head and back arched up, to resemble the saucer section of the Enterprise. The man stands behind her and enters her like a shuttle craft into the cargo bay.

"Last night I Enterprised my virgin girlfriend. I realized that I boldly went where no man has gone before!"

Note: It is often common to yell out during the act of performing The Enterprise, "Prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so."

by TheInstitute May 27, 2010

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enterpriser

Someone who makes shit happen

Person 1: dude I'm mad bored what should we do?
Person 2: idk let's hit up Zach, he's an enterpriser

by Hunterlax18 January 11, 2016

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Enterprise-A

A much-cherished item which is destroyed but is promptly replaced by a virtually identical copy of the destroyed item.

Refers to the well-known starship from the Star Trek franchise. In the original continuity, James Kirk self-destructed the USS Enterprise in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, but in Star Trek IV, Kirk was given command of the Enterprise-A, which, like its predecessor was a refitted Constitution-class starship. A similar scenario plays out in Star Trek Beyond.

Some moron totaled my new car while it was parked on the street. Fortunately, I was able to find a replacement that was the same color and had exactly the same options. It's just like what happened with Jim Kirk and the Enterprise-A.

by Sonicoed May 10, 2017


Enterprising

Writing on a piece of paper your most sexually depraved fantasy, then handing it to your partner. When they read it and look at you in disgust, look them straight in the eye and say "make it so".

Person 1: "Hey, are you writing me a poem?"

Person 2: "No, I'm enterprising."

by cpt war dog October 26, 2011

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Enterprise Transformation

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."

Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

by The Whole World Is Watching October 28, 2010

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Enterprise Effect

A phenomenon seen in many sci-fi movies/TV programs by which any damage to a spaceship (regardless of location) is seen as sparks and/or fire in the bridge/command center of said spacecraft. First experiences with the effect were on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, piloted by the illustrious/infamous Captain James T. Kirk of Starfleet Command (hence the name).

Scotty: We've 'ad an 'it on on the most unimportant part of the ship Cap'in. I can' hold her!

Kirk: Oh god, the sparks and/or fire are/is everywhere!!1 We're experienceing one hell of an Enterprise Effect.

by SilentS March 21, 2009

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