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When you and your friend do a poo simultaneously in both the upstairs and downstairs toilet of a household, leaving the residents at the time with no chance of escaping the smell.
After my brother and I had a coffee and cigarette together, we were left with no choice but to pull a no escape on the rest of the family.
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For a girl to engage in sexual intercourse while getting every hole filled.
That girl got filled in her mouth, booty hole ad poonans at one time. That's a 'No escape'.
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One's ability to pull out mid-cum when you realize she is bat shit crazy.
Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"
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Song off the Pete Rock and CL Smooth 1994 Album, The Main Ingredient. The song features the perfect old school beat with Pete Rock providing the vocals. To appreciate the song to the fullest, smoke a blunt with it.
"The name is Pete Rock, I'll take you higher than the ism. I'm on an exodus, Escapism."
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Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.
Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*
"Otherwise start without me."
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its spelt like escape only different... ESCapey!
watch finding nemo dammit! 'eScapEy its spelt like escape only different'
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