Essex

Noun: a 238-ton whaling ship, based out of Nantucket Island (USA), famously sunk on November 20, 1820 in an encounter with "Mocha Dick", an albino sperm whale defending his pod against human predation. Incident widely acknowledged as the direct inspiration for Herman Melville's 1851 novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale".

"Following the second hull strike by Mocha Dick, the Essex crew had only minutes to provision the surviving boats and cast-off before the ship sank."

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essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

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A county in the South East of England, it is known predominantly for sales of Ford Escorts, and the additional "mods" that make these vehicles "tits". Heavily populated with Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins, ahem. Essex Boys are known for their smugness, usually because they get laid with far more frequency than their Northern counterparts.

"Oh mah gaaaawd dat car iz teeeetz dude. 'E must be such a geeza. Dyew fink e'll let me blow 'im? I 'ope so cuz aym kinda 'ungry innit. Ahhhhhhhh sale at Burberry! teeeeeeetz!"

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OK. I COME FROM ESSEX AND I LIVE IN BASILDON, WHICH IS KNOWN AS CHAV TOWN SOMEWHERE BUT ESSEX IS NOT ALL FULL OF CHAVS AND SLUTS!!! :@
ok you do get some chavs but u get that everywhere. TO THE PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL YOU GET ISYOUNG KIDS IN FAKE BURBERRY CAPS WELL EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT CENTURY ARE THEY LIVING IN???? i havnt seen a burberry cap in years and to top it all off there are some normal people ok???

maggie smith comes from essex and shes really a chav isnt she?

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your all wankers, i live in essex yer, and i dont know one person called sharon or tracy. it aint just got chavs either, theres grungers n'all. theres chavs n retards anywhere you go. i love essex, i fink its cool

Essex is a pucker county in england

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Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.

If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!

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Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.

My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.

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