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Essex girl

A bird who can get fucked by any bloke in romford if she so wants,but probably all ready has been fucked by every bloke in romford,and gets hammered in doors before going out,on cheap wine just to save on cash...the tight bitches!

"hey dave,i aint had a bunkup for ages,shall we go down romford have a fight and pull a few whores(Essex girls)?"

by gilz July 5, 2006

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Essex girl

Not what everyone thinks! not the blonde bimbo in white stilletos and up for anything! theres only a few of them around!

lets not generalise every girl from essex as an essex girl

by laura April 26, 2005

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Essex girl

Essex girl = a female from Essex!!!!!!! (Essex, England)

me....I'm FEMALE and I'm from ESSEX, there for I'm an Essex Girl.

by EssexAmi January 20, 2008

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Essex girl

"I fink that an essecks girwl should bey smart, sassy, fun and strivin hard in liyfe"

Girl 1: 'ave you seen the state of 'er?!
Girl 2: She's prolly an essex girl.

by I'm british yeah fam June 15, 2021


Essex girl

smart, sassy, fun, and striving hard in life like everyone else.

"I'm a massive fan of the dictionary." -Essex girl

by Trishylikefishy November 10, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


essex girl

often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!

Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 14, 2006

156๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


essex girl

Classically: a dumb, gum-chewing sexually promiscuous girl.
Of low intellect enhanced further with cheap clothing in the extreme; over accessorised with tacky jewellery, garish make-up, often, burnt/bleached hair (usually untidily and voluminously back-combed).Heavy smoker, frequently innebriated and carrier of numerous S.T.D.'s..
Arrogant, cocksure (in more ways than one..) irresponsible, self centred, will stop at nothing to bed young and eager men.Often heard in the early hours walking home, irritating the neighbourhood with noisy stiletto-heeled shoes.Tragic indeed.

I was in Southend again last night, ended up with a right dog! she was the classic essex girl (par excallance!)

by Inja February 19, 2008

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