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When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.
Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga
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when you get indigestion and feces come out your colon in an all of a sudden way like sudden diarhea.
help me im having an anal evacuation.
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A plan which is useful in every natural or manmade disaster and involves one word: Run!!!
Susan: Honey, can't we listen to the d--n radio, for an evacuation plan from thwe city?
Steve: We have our own--run!!, run mofo run!!!
The process of taking a large poop. It can be solid or loose but the more the better.
Cindy: John, I ate at Pollo Campero 15 minutes ago and then I had sudden bowel evacuation.
John: Maybe it wasn't the food.
Cindy: It's happened the last two times I ate there.
When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"
Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
This is when you shit, puke, and piss all at the same time.
Bob had a total evacuation the other night and lost about ten pounds.
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A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."
"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."
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