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this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of
shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan
Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*
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The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
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Ewan is a sweet guy with a big dick and destroys girls pussys
Omg look theres ewan the destroye of pussys
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A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
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A totally whipped Hobbit with hairy feet (which he shaves).
eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!
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The name "Ewan" usually a rare boys name given to the people with the most amazing personalities. Ewan's get all the girls by his weird appearances, like their funky hairstyles and huge teeth. Not to be mistaken by evan. How to pronounce ewan is "you-win" because he always wins. But Ewan's can also be hard to be around since they tend to get very sad for silliest things. Making friends with Ewan can be difficult as Ewan's tend to be very annoying, but around girls his personality changes into a fine man with lots of talents. He usually hangs with all the cool kids finding him to make himself a cool kid as well. No matter how much Ewan can get made fun of he doesn't care. Always trying to fit in.
The name Ewan comes from the greek tree yew tree meaning he is very tough and tumble like the leaves of the tree. But although in winter things can be different, leaves of the tree fall off, meaning Ewan can be very emotional when something happens even so slightly bad.
for example if you're playing sport and you see Ewan on the other team.
"Oh no, its that Ewan guy we better watch out, if we win, he might start crying"
"Is that Ewan again? He's already here? He must be a fast runner"
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