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extension

A mechanism used to defeat the disagreeable. Cup your hand as if you were holding a fire hose to you adversary. Once the enemy is in sight, bark profanities and insults.

Ryan thought the evening was going his way... The extension brought him back to earth.

by vectortec October 20, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


extension

Pouring your beer into your mouth with you arm fully extended above your head. Best done in groups...

The team busted out the extensions to celebrate the kickball victory.

by kickball kate June 24, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


extension

noun. device used to add inches to small penises for very pathetic losers.

my penis is too short for you, John? wait, let me put my extension on.

by stoop December 5, 2002

5๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


full extension

The act of drinking from a bottle or can while the arm is "fully extended", pouring the beer from above one's head on to one's mouth, face, shirt and occasionally pants.

Excited by their engagement, Alexis and Billy celebrated with a full extension, and in the process soaked the couple at the table next to them.

by Rob Pfeifer February 11, 2008

151๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis extension

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.

Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!

by CT Vigilante May 27, 2006

542๐Ÿ‘ 144๐Ÿ‘Ž


Life Extension

Based on cryopreservation through many novels and movies such as Vanilla Sky. One has the ability to freeze oneself under ultra-cold temperatures, making the aging process stop and non-existing which would achieve "suspended animation". Already there have been cases of this process, even companies like "www.alcor.org" is offering the service of immortality through cryogenics. Soon we can see if this technology can be harbored.

Soon I will achieve exactly what Tom Cruise acheived in Vanilla Sky, by purchasing life extension membership from Alcor.

by Allen "Aames" Han September 25, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


extension course

a course which is taken on the pretense of expanding one's knowledge and for the purpose of naming the institution on your resume. normally paid for by your boss.

"so are we on for golfing thursday at 3 p.m.?"

"I can't, I'm working..."

"you should've signed up for the extension course..."

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 1, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž