fmc

an acronym for FLICK MY CLIT. has the same meaning as smd aka SUCK MY DICK.

Mr. Smith gave us so much homework he can FMC.

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FMC

Fuck My Chat
- When you are on facebook chat, and suddenly either your conversation is gone or the chat application disappears to the bottom of the screen. Pretty much the shittiest thing that will ever happen on facebook because then you need to say "sorry, what did you say?" or log out then in again.

You'll know when you see it. It's absolutely horrible.

But used like FML, except FMC.

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fmc

Fuck my computer.

Damn it, my computer just froze right before the Jonas webcast! FMC.

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#FMC

Fite Me Cunt of #FMC for short. A group based off of the Australian Connecf 4 meme - beer geeks/nerds (in Atlanta) that actually show the fuck up to beer shares, and are just as bad as honey badger who don't give no damn. Coined the phrases #PBiL and #MeadFlute, loves Letterkenny, and defends their friends in times of need.

We can't share beers during the COVID-19 Quarantine - squad up! #FMC
When a friend asks for help, you help them. Even if it seems like you're on a high horse. #FMC

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fmc

fuck my country

kelly: "Oh wow, looks like the govt. is going to cut social security and welfare, while doubling our funding to Israel!"
susan: "aww fmc, really?!"

ajit (looking at ent. ratings): "hey so I see justin beiber and a guy named pitbull are currently topping the music charts, while glee and mobbed are the topping t.v. shows."
evan: "fmc, man!"

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FMC

FMC means, for more context.

Used when you have context but someone still doesn't understand.

Tim: Before this I had fucked my cat.

Harley: Excuse me?

Tim: FMC I didnt actually want to.

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FMC

The short form for Forde Memorial Cup, a road hockey tournament, that its participants most often use.

The FMC is the best thing that's ever happened to road hockey.

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