FMC

Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).

I keep getting logged out of this chat room! FMC!

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Descendents of Royalty and Bless by God, known as the Four Mighty Cac or just the Four Man Crew. People can feel their presence from miles away. Haters stay away and resent their existence. Ladies flock to their feet with legs wide open to boast their status and bask in the FMC's glory. The CIA wants to interrogate them just to be in the same room with them. Individually, they are on one's own, self-contained, self-determining, self-governing, self-reliant, self-ruling, self-sufficient, self-supporting. But together the universe waiver to their will.

All rise for the mighty FMC!!!!!

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Fuck My Couch

My car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, FMC!

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Fuck My Course

This is bullshit. FMC.

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Father My Children/ Father of My Children

1. used when describing someone so attractive or desirable, that they are worthy of reproducing.

2. used when describing someone so awesome, they're genes should be passed on to secure the future of humanity.

Leanne: Gabe Saporta is soo hot! And his style is to die for.
Megan: Don't forget, his voice is amazing!
Leanne: He will one day fmc so that together we can have the sexiest and most stylish kids.

smexy awesome stylin'

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Fuck My Chat
- When you are on facebook chat, and suddenly either your conversation is gone or the chat application disappears to the bottom of the screen. Pretty much the shittiest thing that will ever happen on facebook because then you need to say "sorry, what did you say?" or log out then in again.

You'll know when you see it. It's absolutely horrible.

But used like FML, except FMC.

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FMC

FMC means, for more context.

Used when you have context but someone still doesn't understand.

Tim: Before this I had fucked my cat.

Harley: Excuse me?

Tim: FMC I didnt actually want to.

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