Faceturbating

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

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Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

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Faceturbating

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

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