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The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.
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Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.
I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.
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When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.
Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.
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Commenting on your own Facebook status.
As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.
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The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!
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The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!
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the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
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