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a. it is pretty much the gay version of a cougar (older gay that wants the love of a younger gay)
If Samantha from "Sex in the City" was gay man she would have been a faguar.
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1. A woman who seeks out gay men for sex. This creature goes beyond the fag hag which just wants to go shopping, and takes it to a whole other level. Delusions of conversion fog her vision. Silly faguar.
2. An older gay gentleman who prowls for younger men. Enough said.
She made sure she was wearing the latest style, driving the hottest car and wearing the best jewelry. This faguar knew how to draw in and hypnotize any gay man she laid her hands on.
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was/were
102 years of automotive history, tradition, and respect gone in a single thirty seconds...
The result of letting Capitol residents design and market their own cars.
See 'draguar', 'jaGuar', 'new jaguar'
"Hey man, did you see that weird ad today?"
"Do you mean the Jaguar rebrand announcement?"
"The car company?? That was like a women's clothing brand or some shit..."
"I've heard they make tampons now too... everyone's calling them "faguar" for it"
*utter speechlessness*
"create exuberant"
"live vivid"
"delete ordinary"
"break moulds"
"copy nothing"
"jaGuar"
The car brand Jaguar made some "interesting" marketing decisions for the relaunch of their branding.
Instead of the car, they presented us with a freak show.
Which is the most hilarious car someone could buy?
Faguar.
The Slang for Jaguar's Current Rebranding after the infamous "Copy Nothing" Commercial came out, where they didn't even sell a car on that Commercial, and instead just went Woke.
Average Man: Hey did you know that Jaguar Rebranded themselves to appeal to the Woke People?
Average Woman: Ugh, is Jaguar trying to appeal to the Woke now?, ugh, just as i said, Go Woke, Go Broke.
Average Man: Yeah, i think i'd just call the brand Faguar from now on.
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