Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

fapulate

To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.

I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.

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fapulous

When the act of fapping is so good, it becomes fapulous.

Man, I fapped last night and it was fapulous.

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Fapulant

Adj: A state of fapping, marked of extreme quality.

Last night's pr0n safari was a fapulant adventure in freebies.

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fapulous

An adjective, used to describe a person (usually a woman) who is so dayum finnee they elicit instant horniness in the observer.

Woman: How do I look in this dress.

Man: You look absolutely fapulous-I mean fabulous.

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Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation

"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"

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Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.