Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation

"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"

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Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulous

A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.

For example:

Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"

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Fapulous

1. Orgasmic, amazing, awesome.
2. Really, really hot.

"Did you see that ass?"
'Yeah. It was Fapulous!"

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Fapulous

(adjective)
Used to describe a woman who is attractive.

derived from the english words fabulous (meaning incredible), and fap (meaning masterbation)

Man, Sarah Palin's daughter is so fapulous. I would impregnate her in a second!

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fapulate

To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.

I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.

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fapulous

When the act of fapping is so good, it becomes fapulous.

Man, I fapped last night and it was fapulous.

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