fat-fat

The absense of any physical shape and thus the topic of rediculement.

1)
random guy-"Hey fat-fat I can't believe you're such a loser!"
the fat-fat-"...Where do you keep your knives?"

2)
random guy-"Hey fat-fat how many fat-fats does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
fat-fat-"Um... I don't know"
random guy-"I don't remember how the joke ends, but people hate you"

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fat

The go-to insult. It requires little thought and is perhaps one of the most uncreative yet highly effective insults in the English language.

Person 1: You have got to be one of the worst drivers I have ever seen.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're fat.
Person 1: Screw you asshole!

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fat

According to Hollywood, What you are if you are a female weighing over 100 lbs.

Nicole Richie apparently thought she was fat, now she looks like a nine-year old boy.

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fat

wait wait wait lets be politically correct I'm sure you meant to type overweight, excessively round, or possibly horizontally challenged

I'm not fat, I just have a better bond with gravity than most.

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fat

yo mama

yo mamma so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 3 episodes of my show

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fat

The condition of weighing more than the medically prescribed average for a specific height and age range.

An adjective describing said condition.

Something chicks fear above all else, causing them to deny themselves the love of a good pizza. It tends to make them eat salads and act finicky in restaurants.

A euphamism for surplus budget spending.

Rhymes with PHAT.

Honey, do I look fat in this?

Trim the fat!

Let's open up a case of PBR and chew the motherfuckin' fat, yo!

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FAT

FAT also F.A.T.:

abbr.

Fuck All That

adv.
1. To acknowledge a lack of interest in something or otherwise demean it, especially in terms of work or the performance of menial tasks

2. To formally object with a statement or opinion; to disagree with

3. A statement of pure independence of all responsibility and concern; phlegmatic

syn.
“Fuck that”; Screw that”; “Nah, I’m good”, “Are you kidding me?”; “Fuck off”; “I don’t give a fuck”, “Zero fucks given”

1. Abby: “Can you believe mom asked me to do the dishes again? Like I already did them last month.”
Paul: “FAT”

2. John: “He’s almost as smart as a real people.”
Nick: “FAT”

3. My Boss: “If you don’t quit playing video games all day I’m going to fire your ass.”
Me: “FAT. I do what I want.”