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The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
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The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day which is the greatest holiday of the year.
1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
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that one month where the singles are extra depressed. they only have about 13 days to find someone to date. and if they’re lucky they’ll get their person on the 14th.
shit February is coming.. i need a date
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It’s Free Fuck February so boy’s go get that game.
Boy : Let’s fuck
Girl : No i don’t do that
Boy : But it’s Free Fuck February
Girl : Your right lets go fuck
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The second month of a year
My birthday is in February .
This is national grab tits and arse month
Stop grabbing my arse
It’s February though
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