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It’s my fucking birthday :) force someone to say happy birthday to you.
Hey Jeff say fucking happy birthday dude.
It’s not your fucking birthday.
I don’t care it’s National it’s February 18, my fucking birthday day.
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February 18 is the national day to try and suck your own dick.
Yooo Bro!
What?
Its February 18 today!
Ok?
Its the national day to try and suck your own dick!
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The day the gorgeous and very talented Jung Hoseok of BTS was born !
"What day is it?"
"February 18th! Hoseok's birthday!"
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If you were born on this day you are a complete vacuum, you eat all the food in 0.0000000000000001 seconds
Man 1: Yo, this guy was born on February 18
Man 2: Bro, I'm that hungry, let me make him eat all the food
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The day where the our leader and the best person ever was born. Not on May 13th!
Person 1: Hey it’s February 18th!
Person 2: And?
Person 1: That’s when our leader was born we must bow down to her!!
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