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fed-ex

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.

Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!

by dakota cougarette November 28, 2006

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fed exed

the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver

" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"

by snake_eyes July 21, 2006

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Fed Ex

The new nick name for Kevin Federline, after Britney Spears dumped his ass

Hey Fed Ex, what's new?

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

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Fed-ex

Receiving fellatio from ones ex-girlfriend.

Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.

by Protokol January 3, 2011

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Fed Ex

A shipping service, just like USPS or UPS.

Did you take those packages to Fed Ex to be sent yet?

by Dan Barnett November 18, 2006

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Fed Ex

A slang word used in arizona to describe someone with a fat butt or getting taken in the butt

Zack: Girl you got a Fed Ex

by Jordan petty February 6, 2008

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Fed Ex

Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06

"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."

by Crizzy-G November 16, 2006

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