Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
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the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver
" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"
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The new nick name for Kevin Federline, after Britney Spears dumped his ass
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Receiving fellatio from ones ex-girlfriend.
Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.
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A shipping service, just like USPS or UPS.
Did you take those packages to Fed Ex to be sent yet?
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A slang word used in arizona to describe someone with a fat butt or getting taken in the butt
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Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06
"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."
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